#incorrect rtc

[aperol2thespritz]

Mischa: I have no type of school spirit. Fuck the school and fuck the teachers and fuck the desks too

Ricky: damn whatd the desks ever do to u

Mischa: (tears up) we don't talk about that bro

[incorrectrtc]

Noel: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Mischa: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Noel: Seize the dick.

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

things my friends have said as incorrect rtc quotes

Mischa: I want.. like…

Noel: love and affection?

Mischa: McFlurryy

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Noel: Who brought you that cookie?

Ocean: Not your dad

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Ricky: who wants to come with me to get lunch

Constance: how about you get some bitches to come with you

Ricky: find me the bitches then

Mischa: Uh, did you just call bitches objects

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Constance, studying lines for the musical: "opportunity is not a lengthy visitor" but this dick sure is

Ricky: Yas mama!

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Ocean: I *DO* BELIEVE IN ROMANCE, BUT I DO *NOT* BELIEVE IN SHARING MY FOOD

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Penny: Hey, say some nouns for me real quick?

Mischa: I'll keep saying nouns, and see how long it takes me to get to penis. Number one: Penis- FUCK

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Penny: Can't have shit in Detroit. Someone just stole my corporeal form...

[myfriendthedictionary]

ride the cyclone text posts i made for the sole purpose of making me laugh

[aperol2thespritz]

Anti-drug workshop at St. Cassians:

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Random teacher: students, please now raise your hands if you occasionally smoke marijuana at parties

Ocean: (nudges mischa) raise your hand you know i don't condone lying

Mischa: you smoke at parties, i get high to fold my laundry. We are not the same.

Ocean: uhm

Ocean: but you do get high at parties

Mischa: IT IS NOT PARTY IF I AM ONLY PERSON THERE

[aperol2thespritz]

Ricky: i love these ppl who go like "walk straight ahead, ya cant miss it" when giving out directions. Buddy, you have no idea how much i can and definitely will mess up.

[aperol2thespritz]

Noel: oh look at me, i'm Ocean and i draw the line in arbitrary places!

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Ocean: gold star for Constance Blackwood! :D (gives connie a participation trophy)

[incorrectrtc]

Ricky: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Jane, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Ricky: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.