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Janai: Such a cute couple! How long have you been married?
Ethari: 15 years
Runaan: No?? It's 13??
Janai: I'm sorry, I thought you were together!
Ethari, aggressively holding Runaan's hand: We are! I've been married to him for 15 years, and he's been married to me for 13.
Janai: ???
Rayla: Moonshadow math was my least favorite subject.
Runaan: Ethari, my beloved, I'm back!
Ethari: Oh no...
Runaan: What's wrong?
Ethari: Runaan, I know we read out our birth certificates before we first kissed to clarify that our age gap wasn't problematic, but...
Runaan: But what?
Ethari: Well, adding two more years to it makes it weird now.
Runaan: Wh-
Ethari: I'm so sorry. We gotta get divorced.
Runaan: That's it. I'm gonna assassinate Time.
Ethari's timeskip friends: omg, Ethari, he's so cute!!
Ethari: Thanks! He's a rescue.
Runaan: Stop telling people that!
Rayla: *Finds a stray cat* Can we keep it?
Ethari: We can’t Runaan is allergic.
Rayla: He can sleep outside.
Ethari: Hey Runaan could you—
Runaan: I’d die for you
Ethari: *surprised* Okay..? Could you—
Runaan: I’d sell my organs if it meant you’d live
Ethari: Uh thanks but could you—
Runaan: ANYTHING for you, my love.
Ethari: Could you just pass me the salt?!
Opeli: King Ezran has sentenced you to death. You'll be hung.
Ethari, from the back: Sorry, but he's already hung.
Runaan: Uncuff me this instant so I can high four my husband.
Runaan, mustering all his courage: You're a fine craftsman. What is your name?
Ethari: Most folks call me Ethari, but you can call me anytime!
Runaan: Noted.
Lain, 3 to 5 business days later: Runaan, he was flirting with you!
Runaan, dying inside: I should've known that Anytime wasn't his real name
Runaan to Ethari, after Lyrennus scared Rayla out of the Well with Ram's red spirit: Hire me
Ethari: For what?
Runaan: To kill him. He scared my baby girl.
Ethari: Runaan, just go talk to her. I know you'll know what to say
Runaan, reluctantly: You're right of course
Ethari, to Lyrennus behind Runaan's back: *Extremely Disappointed Judgy Face*
Lyrennus: ...uh oh
