What do we know tdp for? That’s right, hot dads. And what happens to those dads?
THEY ALL DIE.
Which leaves us with two possible outcomes:
Callum dies
(Sorry Ethari but you must be sacrificed for this theory) Callum isn’t considered a hot dad and therefore will not die
Now what exactly would keep Callum from joining the ranks of these fallen fathers? The thing we all rioted against the most. His moustache.
AND THATS WHY I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE THE THEORY THAT CALLUM’S MOUSTACHE WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVE HIM FROM THE FATE OF LIKE 70% OF FATHERS IN THIS SHOW
Rating TDP characters from 1–10 based on behaviour at the airport
Callum — 8/10: deductions for fumbling around and being awkward, and for not being able to get a simple sentence out. Pretty much does everything else normally.
Ezran — 6/10: deductions for each animal he got distracted by (a random beetle, a stray cat, a fly that pissed off Bait, and some lady’s saluki). Averages well otherwise, though he almost missed his flight petting the dog.
Rayla — 1/10: deductions for refusing to give up her blades, jumping over the rollers to avoid going through the detector, punching security, kicking security, slapping security, cursing out some old lady, evading police, being arrested, and missing her flight. One point for being there on time. No additional comment.
Soren: 5/10: deductions for being late, almost missing his flight, getting on the wrong plane, falling down the stairs, and ordering food he forgot about. He was fairly organised and did the whole security check right though. Probably just needs someone with him.
Corvus — 10/10: travels quite a bit, so he’s used to the customary behaviour at airports. He’s there three hours before his flight, is in and out of security quickly, and has time to order food and a coffee before his flight. Someone send him to help Soren please.
Janai — 7/10: deductions for being a tad awkward, not knowing what the hell to do, and almost getting on the wrong plane. Her culture values respect, so she’s obviously very well-mannered and nice to the security and staff.
Amaya — 9/10: deduction for getting angry at a guy who tried raising his voice so she could “hear”. Surprisingly extremely good with airports. She’s fine with big crowds and stuff so she doesn’t have to worry about that. cuts it close and arrives half an hour before her flight and still somehow makes it every time.
Aanya — 4/10: deductions for refusing to give up her bow, insisting that the orange crystal arrows in her suitcase aren’t dangerous, trying to take her bow on the plane, transferring said arrows from her suitcase to a carry-on bag, getting arrested, and evading police. And after all that she still makes her flight. She is nice to the café staff though.
Claudia — 6/10: deductions for being late, getting distracted by a stray cat, trying to take that same cat on the plane with her, and threatening security when they told her no. She always packs her stuff really neatly though and is still able to catch her flight by some miracle. She’s funny and talks to the café staff a lot.
Astrid — 5/10: deductions for forgetting her suitcase, wings not fitting in the detector box, accidentally slapping people with her not broken wing, getting on the wrong plane, ending up in Alaska. She’s never had to use any other travel means than her wings, but since she broke one she’s had to resort to planes. Hopeless.
Karim — 1/10: deductions for refusing to take any of his adornments/jewellery off to go through the detector, threatening security, lying to security, assaulting security, getting arrested, evading police, stealing wine, breaking the bottle over an officer’s head, and getting arrested again. Miyana wasn’t with him to keep him in check this time. She’s the only thing that can get him sanely aboard a plane.
