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The bamboozlers building their bed on the bamlands.

Jimmy: "Scar, don't you think that's big enough?"

Scar: "I think it needs to be a lot bigger than this."

Lizzie: "I didn't know you slept all spread out like that?"

Scar: "Oh no! Grian's wings just take up a lot of space."

Lizzie and Jimmy: "WHAT!?"

Scar: "what?"

Scar: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Grian, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Scar: BLOCKED.

cUtegUy: You know, not every problem can be solved with a bow.

hOtgUy: That's why I carry two bows.

Grian: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Scar: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Grian: God, give me patience.

Scar: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Grian: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Grian: Scar...

Scar: Oh no, 'Scar' in b-flat.

Scar: You're disappointed.

Grian: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Scar: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Grian: Holy moly-

Scar, texting Grian: *sends a voice message*

Grian, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Scar: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Grian: *presses play*

Scar's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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