scarian but incorrect

i post incorrect scarian quotes cause it's funny - most quotes from incorrect quote generators

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i know i haven't posted in a while

but like

scar for mcytblr sexyman

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Grian: What has two legs and bleeds?

Scar: Don't tell me...

Grian: Half a dog.

Scar: I told you not to tell me.

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Grian: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Scar, are a fucking cactus.

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not incorrect scarian

does someone wanna play ponytown with me... im bored and need friends please

add me on discord maybe ???? swtg #6669

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Scar: So what’s for dinner?

Grian, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Grian: God, give me patience.

Scar: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Grian: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Grian: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!

Scar: ...

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Grian: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Scar: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Grian: Holy moly-

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Scar: *is visibly upset*

Grian: Scar, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Scar, texting Grian: *sends a voice message*

Grian, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Scar: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Grian: *presses play*

Scar's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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happy 200 followers 🎉

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Scar, tending to Grian's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Grian: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Scar: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Grian, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Scar: BLOCKED.

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Grian: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Scar: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Grian, going over Scar's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Scar: Yes

Grian: Okay... may I know what you create?

Scar: Problems.

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cUtegUy: You know, not every problem can be solved with a bow.

hOtgUy: That's why I carry two bows.

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Grian, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Scar: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Grian, with the tone of someone who is used to Scar: Outstanding.

Grian: This is what I’m talking about people.