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@incorrect-scarian
i know i haven't posted in a while
but like
scar for mcytblr sexyman
Grian: What has two legs and bleeds?
Scar: Don't tell me...
Grian: Half a dog.
Scar: I told you not to tell me.
Grian: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Scar, are a fucking cactus.
not incorrect scarian
does someone wanna play ponytown with me... im bored and need friends please
add me on discord maybe ???? swtg #6669
Scar: So what’s for dinner?
Grian, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Grian: God, give me patience.
Scar: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Grian: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Grian: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Scar: ...
Grian: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Scar: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Grian: Holy moly-
Scar: *is visibly upset*
Grian: Scar, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Scar, texting Grian: *sends a voice message*
Grian, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Scar: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Grian: *presses play*
Scar's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
happy 200 followers 🎉
Scar, tending to Grian's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Grian: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Scar: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Grian, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Scar: BLOCKED.
Grian: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Scar: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Grian, going over Scar's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Scar: Yes
Grian: Okay... may I know what you create?
Scar: Problems.
cUtegUy: You know, not every problem can be solved with a bow.
hOtgUy: That's why I carry two bows.
Grian, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Scar: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Grian, with the tone of someone who is used to Scar: Outstanding.
Grian: This is what I’m talking about people.