#incorrect seduce me

[seducey-diabolik]

Sam: I hope I get run over.

Ayato: Awww! Come on, it’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Sam: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

[incorrect-seduce-me]

Mika: *falls into the Demon World™*

[seducey-diabolik]

James: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Ayato: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[seducey-diabolik]

Ayato: Okay important question for our friendship. When you go to the movie theater do you ask for extra butter or regular butter or no butter?

Damien: I put skittles- not skittles M&M's with the popcorn

Ayato: Okay i'm going to remove Damien from this call

Damien: Wait-

Sam: You didn't give him a chance to explain himself!

[seducey-diabolik]

Sam: Be careful, dude

Reiji: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothing hanger whilst I was still in the womb

Sam:...

Reiji:...

Matthew: Damn that dude is fucked up

[seducey-diabolik]

Kanato: stop putting raisins in food i would eat otherwise like eating!!

Matthew: aww cmon, you're being...

Matthew: unraisinable

[seducey-diabolik]

James: I kinda have a crush, but I’m a little embarrassed to tell you.

Matthew: C’mon James, you know I’m not gonna judge. Just rip that bandaid off.

James: It's Shuu.

Matthew: You put that bandaid back on. You put that bandaid back on and you let that wound fester.

[seducey-diabolik]

Yui: Hey Damien, I was wondering if you could -

Damien: Yes.

Yui: But you don't even know what I was going to ask.

Damien: And?