#mod sae-yo

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Mika: How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover them?

James: Love, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Mika: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

[Source: Tumblr]

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Sam: [Answers phone] Hello?

Mika: It's Mika.

Sam: Who kidnapped her this time?

Mika: No, it's me Mika. It's actually me.

Sam: Who kidnapped you this time?

[Source: Scott Pilgrim]

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Sam: [Locks Matthew in the car] Act like a kid, get treated like a kid.

Matthew: But isn't locking a kid in a car illegal?!

Sam: I'll go to jail knowing I'm right.

[Source: Lucifer]

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[Disneyland,Teacup Ride]

James,Erik and Damien: [spinning steadily and chatting]

Sam and Mattthew: [flies past, spinning as fast as possible and screaming]

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MC: [trips on air]

Sam: haha, you're so clumsy, doofus.

[later, when MC isn't around]

Sam: [punches the air] who do you think you are, who the HELL do you-

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[Sam drops James off at the airport]

Sam: have a safe flight

James: i'm afraid I have no say in that

Sam: [driving away] die then, smartass

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MC: *wipes away tears*

Sam: hey what's the matter, doofus?

MC: this movie's making me cry-

Sam: [punches TV] what the hell is your problem?!

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Sam: Matthew! Everyone's out and there's a fire in the kitchen, what do we do?!

Matthew: Uh-! Wait we need to put it out! Come on!

Matthew: [Uses spray bottle on fire] Bad fire! Bad!

Sam: That's not how you put out a fire, Matthew!

Matthew: I'm not a fire-fighter, Sam!

Sam: It doesn't take a genius to put out a fire!

Matthew: Well, let's see you put it out, Mr. Genius!

Sam: [throws chair into fire] Get out!