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My disdain for cops is institutional, not individual. Just because you may have a positive personal relationship with someone who is a cop doesn’t change the fact that the law enforcement system in this country is rooted in white supremacy and is used to repress and control the working class while protecting the elite.

All cops have signed up to enforce a system which is oppressing marginalized people in this country on a daily basis. Your personal relationship with an agent of oppression does not change this fact.

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Mika: How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover them?

James: Love, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Mika: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

[Source: Tumblr]

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Sam: [Answers phone] Hello?

Mika: It's Mika.

Sam: Who kidnapped her this time?

Mika: No, it's me Mika. It's actually me.

Sam: Who kidnapped you this time?

[Source: Scott Pilgrim]

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Sam: [Locks Matthew in the car] Act like a kid, get treated like a kid.

Matthew: But isn't locking a kid in a car illegal?!

Sam: I'll go to jail knowing I'm right.

[Source: Lucifer]

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Erik: Ah, you’re going to visit Naomi today?

Sam: *stops spraying febreeze down his pants* howd you know

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask box of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out. 💛✨

Oh god oh god oh god I’ve never sen your URL here before and that makes this even more special and meaningful holy shit

You guys are too nice to me seriously!

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This blog is amazing I thank you for its existence 🙏💕💕

Ah...! Ah!!THANK YOU!

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MC: [trips on air]

Sam: haha, you're so clumsy, doofus.

[later, when MC isn't around]

Sam: [punches the air] who do you think you are, who the HELL do you-

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Sam: you really need to update your demon facts, MC.

MC: [takes out notebook]

MC: [writing and muttering] demons...are...fact.

[incorrect-seduce-me]

Erik: happy birthday~! i got you a present!

MC: Wow really? What is it?

Erik: it's me baby ;)

MC: can I have the receipt?

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[Disneyland,Teacup Ride]

James,Erik and Damien: [spinning steadily and chatting]

Sam and Mattthew: [flies past, spinning as fast as possible and screaming]

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[Sam drops James off at the airport]

Sam: have a safe flight

James: i'm afraid I have no say in that

Sam: [driving away] die then, smartass

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Matthew: [giving advice] Trust me, turn the other cheek.

Matthew: Which I recently learned is about faces and not butts.

[incorrect-seduce-me]

"When someone tells me there is no 'i' in 'team' I say there is 'me' in 'stop talking to me'."

- Sam

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[Two weeks into zombie apocalypse]

Damien:[ventures outside] oh my god, there's a zombie apocalypse?

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MC: *wipes away tears*

Sam: hey what's the matter, doofus?

MC: this movie's making me cry-

Sam: [punches TV] what the hell is your problem?!

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Erik: when people ask me if I get any work done I tell me no, this is all natural!

James: oh please, when you die you won't need to be buried. you'll need to be recycled.