#incorrect sereshaw

[sereshawl]

Phoenix, after a hop, patting Rooster and Hangman on the back: Good job gays.

Rooster:

Hangman:

Rooster: Did you mean-

Phoenix: Did I fucking stutter?

[sereshawl]

Rooster: If I said I love you, would you say it back?

Hangman: Of course.

Rooster: I love you.

Hangman: It back.

*Maverick bursting into Cyclones office*

Maverick: Sorry I’m late, Rooster was trying to kill Hangman.

Cyclone, sighing: Again?

[sereshawl]

Rooster: I have high standards

Hangman: *is bitchy and pretty*

Rooster: HE’S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS

[sereshawl]

Hangman: Bradshaw, for a thousand dollars, would you have sex with me?

Rooster: Shit, that’s tough, would I have to pay it all at once or could we workout a payment plan?

[sereshawl]

Rooster: Do I look straight?

Hangman: Not even a little.

Rooster: My parking, Jake.

Hangman: Oh, yeah sure whatever.

[sereshawl]

*Rooster and Hangman on the phone*

Rooster: Where are you?

Hangman: Turn around.

Hangman: No, the other way.

Rooster, turning around again: Where are you exactly?

Hangman, laughing: At home.

[sereshawl]

Rooster: What’s wrong?

Hangman: I’m having relationship problems with you.

Rooster: …we’re not in a relationship.

Hangman: Exactly.

[sereshawl]

Maverick: Why are you naked?

Rooster: I… don’t have any clothes.

Maverick, opening Rooster’s closet: Sure you do, shirts, pants, hey Seresin, oh look this one is- SERESIN!?”