Bradshaw, as I live and breathe

Ao3: Lovelybattle

[sereshawl]

Rooster, in awe: You’re wearing makeup.

Hangman: Yeah, just a little eyeliner. What do ya think?

Rooster: It’s alright.

*Later*

Rooster, sobbing into Phoenix’s shoulder: He looked so good.

Phoenix: I know.

Rooster: I’m so gay.

Phoenix: I know.

[sereshawl]

Cyclone: Hangman, you’ll be working with Rooster and Maverick.

Hangman: Nice, my dream threesome.

Everyone else:

Hangman: …I won’t apologize.

[sereshawl]

Rooster: What’s wrong?

Hangman: I’m having relationship problems with you.

Rooster: …we’re not in a relationship.

Hangman: Exactly.

[sereshawl]

You're username is so addictive. Now i can't think "sereshaw". It lacks an L :(

The pairing of Bradley Bradshaw and Jake Seresin is no long “sereshaw” it is officially “sereshawl” 😂

[sereshawl]

Hangman: Bradshaw, for a thousand dollars, would you have sex with me?

Rooster: Shit, that’s tough, would I have to pay it all at once or could we workout a payment plan?

[sereshawl]

Rooster: I have high standards

Hangman: *is bitchy and pretty*

Rooster: HE’S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS

[sereshawl]

Hangman: I’m going to shower, wanna help me?

Rooster, scoffing: What, you’ve never showered before?

*Later*

Phoenix: Bradley, he was flirting with you.

Rooster: No he- oh my god.

[sereshawl]

Jake wears a ring, but it ain't a wedding ring,right?

If you mean in the movie that’s not a wedding ring! It’s a class ring I believe!

[sereshawl]

Rooster: Do I look straight?

Hangman: Not even a little.

Rooster: My parking, Jake.

Hangman: Oh, yeah sure whatever.

[sereshawl]

Rooster, sweating: Jake there’s something I wanna ask you-

Hangman: You’re proposing!

Rooster: How did you know?

Hangman: Bradley, you’ve dropped the ring four times already.

Hangman: I picked it up for you once.

[sereshawl]

Hangman: This is my ex boyfriend, Bradley.

Rooster: Would you stop-

Rooster, sighing: I’m his husband, nice to meet you.

[sereshawl]

Rooster: If I said I love you, would you say it back?

Hangman: Of course.

Rooster: I love you.

Hangman: It back.

*Maverick bursting into Cyclones office*

Maverick: Sorry I’m late, Rooster was trying to kill Hangman.

Cyclone, sighing: Again?

[sereshawl]

Ok, lets renew the question. Some people call em hangster, some people call em sereshaw. Both are fine and make sense. But what up with this hangaroo?? Like, okay, HANGman + ROOster but where this A at? hangAroo? It's vibing like a kangaroo but nah. I'm not convinced🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

I’ve never really called them hangaroo, so I don’t know exactly. But if I was to guess someone purposely made it sound like kangaroo. I’ve seen them called all kinds of things (including hangroo without the a) but I usually stick to sereshaw and hangster.

[sereshawl]

Why'd you ghost my ask, I'm so offended😭😭😭😭

Oh no!! I always forget to check my asks. But this is the only ask I have at the moment, I’m not sure what happened. Please feel free to send it again!!

[sereshawl]

*Hangman getting Rooster coffee*

Hangman: It’s for my boyfriend.

Barista: What’s his name?

Hangman, trying to contain his laughter: Cock.

[sereshawl]

Rooster: When I really like someone I act really stupid around them.

Hangman: You always act stupid, Bradshaw.

Rooster: Yeah… don’t think too hard about that.

[sereshawl]

Coyote: I spotted Hangman and Rooster in a gay bar the other day.

Phoenix: Okay? Fork spotted in a kitchen come on now.