#incorrect shadowhunters

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Alec Lightwood: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Magnus Bane: (covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee) How unfortunate for you.

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Jace Herondale: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Jace Herondale: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Jace Herondale: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Clary Fairchild: …….

Simon Lewis: (Done with Jace’s bs) This is Monopoly.

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Clary: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you…

Jace: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Simon: Okay, two person huddle.

Alec: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Simon: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

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Simon, to Clary: Please picking locks is my specialty.

Simon: *Throws a brick through the window*

Simon: Okay, let’s go.

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Jace: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Simon: But ya’ didn’t!

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Jace: Any idiot would know that.

Simon: I knew that!

Jace: See?