Aug 16, 2023
EPIC people as things my sisters have said, Pt. 1
Telemachus: There’s a difference between a seagull and an eagle. A seagull is a bird. And an eagle is... well, a bird.
Sleep-deprived Odysseus: Sugar is like the sweetness of a peach. And soda is like the goodness of a picture.
Eurylochus: This isn’t the love tavern!
Polites: Thank you, chicken’s mother!
Astyanax: Bread is not stretchy!
Odysseus: This has a weird consistency…
Polites: You have a weird consistency!
Telemachus, dancing around for a good ten minutes: Chicken dance, chicken dance. Chick chick chicken dance!
Odysseus: Hey, broccoli salad is a fruit and a vegetable all in one!
Polites: Yeah, no way [Eurylochus] is gonna let that pass.