Nov 18, 2019
Sam: Can we go out for ice cream?
Deckard: Did you ask your father?
Sam: He said no.
Deckard: Then why are you asking me?
Sam: Because he’s not the boss of you.
Deckard, internally: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a—
seen from Germany
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from France
seen from Japan
seen from Yemen
seen from Türkiye
seen from Chile
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Australia
seen from Italy
seen from Israel
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from China
seen from Russia
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seen from United States
seen from Italy
Sam: Can we go out for ice cream?
Deckard: Did you ask your father?
Sam: He said no.
Deckard: Then why are you asking me?
Sam: Because he’s not the boss of you.
Deckard, internally: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a—
Luke, to Deckard: Tell her.
Deckard, to Sam: I apologize for saying “fuck” earlier.
Sam: You just said it again.
Deckard: I am not a role model.
Sam: Obviously.
Deckard: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.
Luke *down on one knee, proposing*: I mean yeah, I guess.
Luke: *accidently brushes Deckard’s hand with his own*
Deckard: *agressively holds Luke’s hand*
Deckard: Fucking commit to it.
Luke: What’s your blood type?
Deckard: How would I know?
Luke: How would you not?
Deckard: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Luke: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?
Luke: I love murder mysteries.
Deckard, trying to flirt: I’ve been the lead suspect for dozens of murders.