Aug 1, 2021
Deckard: *coughs harshly*
Luke: Don't die
Deckard: Don't tell me what to do
seen from Russia
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Deckard: *coughs harshly*
Luke: Don't die
Deckard: Don't tell me what to do
Luke: We’re friends. I was building up to calling you D-Dog one of these days.
Deckard: That will never happen. In fact, you’ve lost you “Deckard” privileges. From now on you can call me “Shaw” or “Hey you.”
Luke: C’mon, Deckard.
Deckard:
Luke: C’mon, hey you.
Brixton: ...and now I kill you.
Deckard: should I ask Luke.
Brixton: Wait, what? It doesn't work like that...
Deckard: He said "No".
Deckard: If you don't stop talking right now, I'm going to jump out the window
Luke:
Luke: But we're on the first floor...
Deckard: I can still make a dramatic exit
Luke: are you a cuddler?
Deckard: I'm a killer. A pure machine of death and destruction
Luke:
Deckard: please hold me
Deckard: *talking to Owen and Hattie*
I’ll be gone for two hours and I’ve left you both instructional notes for when I’m gone
Owen: All mine says is “Owen, no”
Deckard: And please use that note for every single scenario. Luke’s in charge, bye!
Luke: Are you a top or bottom?
Deckard: I’m a THREAT
Luke: Ah. Bottom energy
Deckard, introducing Luke: This is my better half
Luke, introducing Deckard: And this is my bitter half