#incorrect siblings

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Penelope, talking about Lizzie: Why don’t you go talk to her?

Hope, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Penelope: What? So you go tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Hope: She could hear me

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Hope, bursting into Penelope’s room: I need help

Penelope: what?

Hope: I messed up in Latin class and may or may not have summonedademon.

Penelope: WHAT?!

Hope: I WAS TIRED AND I READ THE WORDS WRONG!

Penelope: THIS IS EXACTLY THE REASON I TELL YOU TO SLEEP!

Hope: IM SORRY!!!

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Jed: "The hell are you guys doing?"

Hope, looking up from choking Landon: "He stole my last fucking pringle."

Penelope: *peacefully observing from the counter* You want some popcorn?

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Hope: *is reading on the couch*

Landon: *bursts in through the door* HOPE!!!!!!!!

Hope: *not looking up* Yeah?

Landon: I MUST HONE MY SKILLS TO THE FINEST LEVEL I CAN POSSIBLY REACH IT IS VITAL, CRUCIAL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY-

Hope: *still not looking up* your practicing-spinning-plates-on-skewers plates are on the kitchen bench

Landon: I THANK THEE TA TA

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Landon: Uh oh

Sleep-deprived Hope: Uh oh good or uh oh bad?

Landon: When is uh oh ever good?!

Hope: I don't know?!! Maybe this time.

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Hope: woah

Hope: Okay so I just realized when someone tells you to 'hold your horses' they want you to 'be stable'

Landon: LOL

Landon: I thought you had just realized you have 17 missed calls from Lizzie and 6 from Josie

Hope: wait WHAT

[incoherentramblings]

Incorrect siblings pt 3

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Gundham: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Alice: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Sonia: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Fuyuhiko: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Kazuichi: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Kiyoshi: *walking into her house* Hello, people who do not live here.

Kazuichi: Wassup!

Mondo: Sup, Ms. Mom!

Leon: Heyo!

Chihrio: Hey!

Kiyoshi: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Kazuichi: We were out of Doritos.

Kazuichi: I can explain.

Gundham: Can you, boyfriend Kazuichi?

Kazuichi: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Kazuichi: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Chihrio: You’re a hazard to society

Leon: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Nao: Reko and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Kiyoshi: *Sighing* What did Reko do?

Nao: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Reko: Who wants a steering wheel?

Gundham: We need a distraction.

Sonia: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Kazuichi: *whispering* My time has come

Celeste: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Kiyoshi: Dammit, Alice!

Alice: What?! It wasn’t me!

Kiyoshi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Gundham

Gundham: Not me either.

Kiyoshi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Celeste: *whistles*

Reko: Rules are made to be broken.

Kiyotaka: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Alice: Uh, piñatas.

Celeste: Glow sticks.

Gundham: Karate boards.

Reko: Rules.

Kiyotaka:

Reko: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Kiyotaka: Have everyone stand.

Alice: Bring three more chairs!

Gundham: The most important ones can sit down.

Celeste: Kill three.

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Incorrect siblings pt 2

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Alice: *walking into Celeste’s room* She has the LGBT lights!

Reko: It’s Rgb you idiot

Kiyoshi: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Alice: In my own defense, Mother, Cube-Taro Burgerburg paid me 50 cents to drink the shampoo

Kiyoshi: Thats not what I wanted to talk to you about- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

Reko: For 50 cents?!

Sonia: Gundham, tell Kazuichi about the birds and the bees

Gundham: Boyfriend Kazuichi, the brids and the bees are disappering at an alarming rate

Celeste: What do you think Alice will do for a distraction?

Reko: He’ll probbly, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Reko: ... or he could do that.

Kazuichi: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Sonia: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kazuichi: 47

Sonia: That's not even close.

Kazuichi: But it was fast.

Reko: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Kiyotaka: Reko, that's a coma.

Reko: Sounds festive.

Alice: *Stopping by to give Gundham their lunch* Brother Gundham! I have brought your lunch! Ah! Are you all Gundham's friends?

Gundham: They are not my friends, they are nuisances.

Mahiru: Oh, you like them greasy don't you, Gundham?

Gundham: That is my brother you red haired fiend!

Kazuichi & Alice: Excuse me?

Mahiru: I'm just saying that is the second greasy delinquent you've associated with.

Bonus:

Teruteru: Gundham, you didn't tell us you had a brother~

Alice: Yes! We have another brother and two sisters as well! They are very cool!

Sonia: Oh, Alice I wouldn't tell him about them...

Teruteru: Well I'd love to meet them someti-

Gundham: Teruteru, I will cast you into the flames of hell for all eternity if you finish your sentence