#incorrect skylor chen

[fanfalc-616]

Cole: So, I heard you like bad boys.

Skylor: I-

Cole: If that’s true, you should really try dating Kai.

Cole: He’s bad at everything.

Kai:

Kai: I don’t know if I should thank you or insult you right now.

[fanfalc-616]

Zane: Kai, why does Skylor love you so much?

Kai: Because of my sweet moves. Check this one out!

Kai, approaching Skylor from behind: I’m coming in for a hug!

Skylor: I’m not in the mood to be touched right now.

Kai, backing away: Not a problem!

Kai, to Zane: That move is called “listening and respecting”.

[fanfalc-616]

Kai: If anyone wanted to marry me, they’d have to beat me in a fight. That’s literally the only way I would ever say yes.

Skylor, gearing up: Oh?

[fanfalc-616]

Nya: Do I like you or do I like that you like me?

Skylor: Do I like you or do I like the idea of you?

Zane: Are you flirting with me or can I just not recognize when people are being nice to me?

Cole: I’d anyone going to be eat this slice of cake or should I just believe they aren’t?

[fanfalc-616]

Someone: What’s it like, dating a ninja?

Skylor: [remembers the time Kai was lying on the couch upside down & drinking milk through a straw then waterboarded himself with the milk & coughed for 10 seconds then tried again]

Skylor: Amazing, I love him.

[fanfalc-616]

Kai: [takes off his shirt so Skylor can see all of his scars like in an angst book scene]

Skylor, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: What happened to you?

Kai: Well that’s the one from when I layed down on a lightbulb and that one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and that one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and this one is from fighting a goose and this is from when I fell out a window and-

[fanfalc-616]

Kai: [stressing out about Skylor] I have no idea what girls like!

Nya: Swords.

Kai: That makes everything a lot easier. [runs off to collect swords]

[fanfalc-616]

Skylor: Shapeshifting is the best ability because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into an bear, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins-

Kai: This took a weird turn but I’m still on board.