Feb 14, 2023
[Skybound]
Jay: Hi
Nya: HOW COULD YOU?!
Jay: Okay cool I was afraid you’d never talk to me again I can work with this
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[Skybound]
Jay: Hi
Nya: HOW COULD YOU?!
Jay: Okay cool I was afraid you’d never talk to me again I can work with this
Jay: I go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s boyfriend, like I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning and praise you and do whatever you want
Nya: This is a lie.
Nya: I’m literally dating him, this is a lie.
Nya: He doesn’t even know how to cook pancakes what is this
Jay: My boyfriend is too tall got me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Nya: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Kai: Tackle him!
Cole: Dump him.
Lloyd: Kick him in the shin!
Zane: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!
Jay: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with an ‘s’.
Lloyd: Is it salt? A snake?
Nya: Sand, maybe?
Cole and Zane: [staring at each other longingly from a distance]
Kai: Sexual tension?
Jay: I think there’s a small issue with my latest invention.
Nya: Hang on, I think I have the tools to fix it.
[Later]
Nya, on the computer: Okay, the tool I was thinking of isn’t actually the best one for the job. But there’s a company on the other side of Ninjago that specifies in that specific issue. My order should be here in a month.
Jay: Cool! I fixed it forty-five minutes ago by beating it with a wrench.
[Season 3]
Interviewer: So, what kind of girl do you like?
Jay: My girlfriend.
Interviewer: And how about you? What kind of girl do you like?
Cole: Jay’s girlfriend.
Kai: I have a new fool-proof way of determining if someone is evil.
Nya: And that is?
Kai: If they hate Lloyd, they’re evil.
Nya: That’s pretty solid logic.
Zane, looking at Cole and Jay: They always argue. Why is that?
Nya: Well, it’s a simple chemical reaction. You see, when two people like each other very much-
Zane: They like each other?
Nya: Well, I think so.
Zane: They like each other very much? Well, don’t you think we should tell them?
Nya: Zane, they’d never believe us.