#incorrect kai smith

[fanfalc-616]

Lloyd: You’re not Mario! Let’s get something straight- you’re Luigi at best.

Kai: If we were Mario and Luigi, you would be Mario, because… I’m taller.

Lloyd, recoiling: WHAT THE FUCK

[grimbeak]

Kai: I’m gonna kiss his ass.

Jay: You mean kick his ass?

Kai: No.

[fanfalc-616]

Cole: Hey, sit down, I made dinner!

Kai, looking at the abomination on the table and then back at Cole: Babe, you know I love you, right? And I know you love me too.

Cole, confused: Yeah?

Kai: So, I want you to start dialing 9-1-1 while I’m taking a bite of this deliciousness you’ve lovingly prepared for me.

Kai: Just in case.

[fanfalc-616]

[Early Season 1]

Kai: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Zane: When you first joined the team you convinced me that eggs weren’t real.

Kai: They’re not.

Zane: Very funny.

Kai: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?

Zane: No? What happened?

Kai: Why would you fall for this again?

[fanfalc-616]

Kai: Okay, gun to your head, which shoes should I wear?

Cole: Ooh, gun to my head? Pull the trigger.

[fanfalc-616]

[Early Seasons]

Kai: Zane… what happened in your childhood to make you believe that people are good?

[fanfalc-616]

Kai: I don’t like asking people for help. They always panic.

Cole: What do you mean?

Kai: I just don’t like to worry people! They always assume it’s a major crisis. And that’s why I always hold off on getting help for as long as I possibly can.

Cole: And there are no flaws in this tactic.

Kai: None.

[fanfalc-616]

Cole: So, I heard you like bad boys.

Skylor: I-

Cole: If that’s true, you should really try dating Kai.

Cole: He’s bad at everything.

Kai:

Kai: I don’t know if I should thank you or insult you right now.