#incorrect smzs

[shubh-mangal-zyada-saavdhan]

Karman X Mann Bharrya 2.0

[incorrect-smzs]

Aman: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Kartik: *sniffles*

Kartik: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack

[dynamicshipper]

Aman: Why did you guys get arrested?

Kartik: We don't know

Rajini: We didn't do anything wrong

Keshav: We got pulled over and when the officer said “papers” Kartik yelled “scissors” and then Rajini drove off.

[sam1772]

Kartik: So do y'all like eating cock?

Aman: For the love of God call it chicken!

[rosetta-stoned-bitch]

Kartik: My father didn't raise me to be a quitter!

Kartik: In fact, my father didn't raise me at all ✌🏽

[seedhe-pahad-se]

Aman: Look me straight into the eyes.

Kartik: You dont ask me to look into your eyes and expect me to be straight.

Aman: .......

Rest is history.

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

Kartik: Being gay isn't a choice

Kartik: It's a game and I'm winning

[diqnxiq]

Shankar: Is there ANYone kid in this house who isn't gay?

Rajni:

Kartik:

Aman:

Kusum: *slowly lifts hand*

Rajni: *takes her hand, putting it down*