Sep 11, 2025
Alyssa: I forbid you to take another step down those stairs!
Morpheus: ...Okay.
Morpheus: [jumps out the window]
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Alyssa: I forbid you to take another step down those stairs!
Morpheus: ...Okay.
Morpheus: [jumps out the window]
Alyssa: Why do you have to be so tall?!
Morpheus: Would you prefer me on my knees?
Alyssa: What.
Mopheus: What.
Alyssa: Please? For me?
Morpheus: Don’t do that.
Alyssa: What?
Morpheus: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well not this time.
Alyssa: Please? For me?
Morpheus:
Morpheus: ...Okay.
Morpheus: I'm always looking for trouble.
Morpheus: And if I cannot find it, I will create it.
Your daughter is unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of her.
-Morpheus to Alison
Morpheus, scolding their son: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Alyssa: No, we’re mad.
Morpheus: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Alyssa: No, we are not.
Morpheus: I'm not a mind reader, Luv.
Alyssa: Hey. This is not the time to blame Morpheus.
Morpheus: Thank you. Finally.
Alyssa: There will be plenty of time to blame Morpheus later, when this is resolved.
Morpheus: Alright, so you and I are married.
Jeb: We're not married.
Morpheus: Relax, it's just pretend.
Jeb: I don't wanna pretend.
Morpheus: Scared you'll like it?
Jeb: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Nikki: Are two like this all the time?
Both: Yes