#incorrect steven

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Steven [after getting drunk the night before]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the lotad.

Wallace: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Lotad.

[sugarpinebangarang]

James: “Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

Steven: But it’s just as fast

Cib: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Steven: Am I weird?

Wallace: Yeah, but you’re hot, so it’s easier to put up with.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Person: Ooh, what a pretty lady!

Winona: Thank you.

Person, to Steven and Wallace: Now which one of you is third wheeling?

Winona: That would be the pretty lady.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Steven: I’ve never been in a snowball fight.

Cynthia: Really?

Steven: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a points system, or is it to the death?

[sugarpinebangarang]

Steven: Cib, for the last time, it’s called a cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.

Cib, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw.

[sugarpinebangarang]

Autumn: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.

Steven: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.