#incorrect swanqueen

[whereareallthegoodnames]

I would love a swanqueen fic where at ep1 Emma instantly starts simping/hitting on Regina

Emma: Hey, how old is your mom?

Henry: What?

Emma: No not like that. No. It is. It is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she was like you wanna eat? I said eat what.

Henry: First of all put my plate down and stop hitting on the evil queen.

Emma: Don’t get mad at me. I don’t even wanna be here. You’re the one that wants me here. I wanna be back home celebrating my birthday my way. Wrap this up.

Emma: REGINA. I’m ready for the rest of the tour.

[dollymylove]

emma, drunk: don’t be mad!

regina: miss swan, what did you do?

emma: I may or may not have adopted a dog. don’t be mad. I like her. can we keep her?

regina: [looks at the dog]

regina: emma, that’s ruby

[dollymylove]

[ckm-writes]

Serena: Your wife is a psycho Regina! She set my blouse on fire!

Emma: *shrugs* Hey, don’t cry over Milled silk.

Regina: *sighs and rubs her temples* Why do I feel like you married me just to make that pun?

[ckm-writes]

Killian: So, basically, you’re dating your grandmother now? *barks a laugh* That is so... ribbit

Mary Margaret: Regina! Turn him back!

Regina: What? I didn’t...

Emma: *whistles innocently* Anyway, we should probably get going now.

[quotableswanqueen]

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[lostberryqueen]

Emma: You can’t just follow me into fire.

Regina: Then don’t run into fire. 

[incswen]

Regina: So now you are ready to admit that I was right?

Emma: Yes, Regina.

Regina: Sorry?

Emma: You were right.

Regina: I'm not listen very well, Miss Swan...

Emma: You were right, my queen.

Regina: I'm happy that we agree.