incorrect quotes

incorrect quotes!! the good doctor and doctor who honestly this is just a breznick stan account at this point

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House: If one more person tells me I’m too dramatic, I’m going to light myself on fire.

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Morgan: In winter, my outfits usually consist of a black top, black pants, a black coat, and definitely black boots.

Morgan: In summer, it’s the same because I’m such a good-looking badass in it that I’d rather suffer.

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Shaun: What happens when you die?

Dr. Glassman: Well Shaun, you go to heaven and-

Shaun: No, I mean do I get your stuff?

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Kidnapper: We will return Dr. Chase to you if you pay $1000.

Chase: You think that’s all I’m worth?

Chase, holding a megaphone: MAKE IT $5000!!

Cameron and Foreman, standing outside: CHASE NO

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Park: Let’s get real. What’s the hardest thing for you to say?

Claire: I need help.

Morgan: I was wrong.

Shaun: Worcestershire sauce.

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Wilson: House, you need to react when people cry.

House: I did.

House: I rolled my eyes.

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Park: Okay, kiss marry kill: Morgan, S-

Claire: Morgan.

Park: For which one?

Claire: All of them.

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Donna: Benefits of dating me:

Donna: You would be dating me.

Donna: I could go on, but I feel I’ve made my point.

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Cameron: You know I would die for you, right?

Chase: That doesn’t mean anything. You would die to save a pigeon.

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Dr Glassman: I’ve made a decision regarding your future as a surgical resident.

Morgan: I realise you’ve made a decision.

Morgan: But given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

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Morgan: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s "intelligent" and "really cool".

Morgan: But when I do it, I’m "petty" and "need to move on".

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Chase: Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Cameron: Do you get sad because you don’t have wings?

Chase, tearing up: Every day.

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Foreman: You wanna hear something dirty?

Chase, smirking: Yeah.

Foreman: The dishes.

Chase:

Foreman: Go do them.

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Shaun: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ‘S’.

Park: *looks over at Claire and Morgan*

Park: Is it ‘sexual tension’?

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istg if they let claire leave without properly saying goodbye to morgan im going to throw something

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i had an important chemistry internal yesterday and all i could think about was sharpwin in 3x12 literally they were amazing in that episode. i love them sm idec if i fail chem bc of it.

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update: i passed and got an above average mark!!!

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Morgan, to Claire: I might be a dumbass but I could be your dumbass.