#incorrect thomas

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Minho: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*

Minho: Let’s get this party started

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Teresa: I like your shirt!

Thomas: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street

Wrong blog but I’m too lazy to repost :)

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Newt: I am at a loss for words!

Thomas, telling Minho later: Despite being lost for words, Newt yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Thomas: *accidentally hits Newt in the face*

Thomas: *trying to decide between saying “I’m shucking sorry” and “are you okay?”

Thomas: ARE YOU SHUCKING SORRY?!

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Thomas: You read my diary?!

Rat Man: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Thomas: Time sensitive question how flirt girl

Minho: Throw rocks at she

Chuck: Hot Dogs

Gally: Kill her

Thomas: thanks guys

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Thomas: Things have actually been going really well with Gally. Our friendship is in a really good place.

Thomas: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Thomas,” he said, “Okay.”

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Thomas: Did Teresa just tell me she loves me for the first time?

Newt: Yeah.

Thomas: And did I do finger guns back?

Minho: Yeah, you did.