#incorrect minho

[incorrect-staytiny]

Minho: what if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Jisung: pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Hyunjin: socks are Feetie Heaties

Seungmin: forks are Stabby Grabbies

Jeongin: defibrillators are Hearty Starties

Felix: nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Changbin: stamps are Licky Stickies

Bang Chan, sighing: you’re all disappointments

[jubileesstuff]

Minho: i love to see people suffer

Felix and Hyunjin: you want to see us suffer?

Minho: Just one of you and surprise, it's not Felix.

[weishenbwi]

Jisung: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Minho, do you really want to kill me?

Minho: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.

Jisung: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.

Minho: I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you.

[nice-to-meet-ya-shank]

Minho: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*

Minho: Let’s get this party started

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Teresa: I like your shirt!

Thomas: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street

Wrong blog but I’m too lazy to repost :)

[staytiny-culture]

Jeongin: What’s the easiest way to a man’s wallet?

Chan: Knife to his throat?

Minho: Gun to the back?

Changbin: Poison in his cup?

Jeongin: You’re all horrible.

[jaeurus]

minho, holding multiple empty fried chicken buckets: how many did you eat roughly?

jinki: i ate them gentle.

[incorrect-staytiny]

Jisung: I’m sorry, please talk to me

Minho:

Jisung: hello? worlds most amazing person?? sweet pea???

Minho: sorry won’t bring back my fucking m&m’s