Just imagine Shouto dating izuku, but going home and pretending to be straight? Just like, trying to give off Fuckboi energy, and izuku is messing with him like:
“Hello, my straight male friend”
“How are you doing, you heterosexual dude bro”
And Shouto is so confused? Like, sir? Sir, I thought we were dating?
“Izuku no, this is just because my father is homophobic.”
“Izuku, are we still dating? I love you.”
“Izuku, I am confused; did I do something wrong?”
“I’m sorry.”
And izuku just panics:
“No, love, I’m messing with you!”
“I love you too!”
“I’m sorry!!”
“Let’s go in a date, I’ll buy you cold soba 😭💙”








