#incorrect todoroki

[shelly-stark-official]

Reason #1738356473 why no one is allowed to use slang near Todoroki

Kaminari: wig

Shoto: Who’s wig?

Kaminari: No like-

Shoto: I don’t have a wig the hair is natural.

Kaminari: Dude I meant-

Shoto: So is the scar, it’s not makeup it’s just the product of trauma

Kaminari: Todoroki please-

[randomfandomthought156]

DFO AU

Izuku : Oh my god my dad is the worst villain in history!

Shouto : Damn, Endeavor couldn't even be No.1 in the worst dad race.

[murder0us-0wl]

Bakugou: this is the 4th time this MONTH! WHO THE FUCK KEEPS POSTING THIS SHIT. for the last time in NOT HOMOPHOBIC. IM LITERALLY MARRIED TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Bakugou: * points at deku*

Deku: uh- ow?

Uraraka: whats the handle?

Bakugou: wait. who the fuck is “ Endeavor-is-a-bitch ”?

Deku and bakugou: * turns to todoroki*

Todoroki: * sips on tea* ...dabi?

Bakugou: YOU LITTLE SHIT-

Later that day:

News reporter: Pro hero Dynamight under fire for attacking pro hero Shoto about the scandal involving Dynamight and his homophobic past

Deku:....

Bakugou: * fuming*

Shoto: * in neck brace*

Shoto: you know i cant go into work for 12 weeks but worth it

Bakugou: YOU BITCH-

Deku: NOT AGAIN KACCHAN-

[guesst]

midoriya: so what's your favourite breakfast dish?

todoroki: a bowl

[lokislytherin]

dabi, after todoroki hurts him: yOU SON OF A BITCH!

todoroki: DON'T INSULT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!

dabi: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER!

todoroki: ... oh yeah that's fair endeavour's a bitch

[bnhaven]

Todoroki: I was born to be a hero.

Todoroki: Literally born for it.

[mccnlighting]

deku: you need a hobby

todoroki: i have a hobby

deku: being sad isn't a hobby

[shelly-stark-official]

Eri: I’m a little teapot, short and stout! This is my handle this is my spout-!

Todoroki: