Jun 4, 2025
tom: don’t worry, i’ll sort this out. i have a few knives up my sleeve.
harry: the phrase is cards, not knives.
tom: i know.
harry: NO.
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from Japan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Japan
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Austria
seen from China
seen from Italy
seen from Belarus
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Canada
tom: don’t worry, i’ll sort this out. i have a few knives up my sleeve.
harry: the phrase is cards, not knives.
tom: i know.
harry: NO.
Harry Potter according to Rowling,
"So, how does Harry recognize Voldemort in HBP?"
"Oh, he just searches for the most handsome boy...."
harry: you know, one of the things i love about you is that you never lie. you’re not a liar.
voldemort: how did you say that?
harry: your nose never grew.
HBP in a nutshell
Dumbledore showing Harry the memories of Tom Riddle.
Dumbles : Look Harry, he is a monster.
Meanwhile Harry, thinking very deeply, 'Why did such a hot Calvin Klein model turn into a Wendigo???'
Tom Riddle : Lord Voldemort is my past, present and future
Harry: Wait, what? You guys were a thing?
Tom: What?
Harry: Like you guys were dating back in school.
Tom: What? Why would you think like that?
Harry: I mean you said...
Harry:....
Harry: Oh....! So not like that
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I love how the concept of defeating Voldemort is 'Bombart him with feels of love'
“You’ll have to help me Tom, there’s a Basilisk”
“It wont come until its called”
“Give me my wand Tom!”
The COS without context
*Ginny possessed by Tom Riddle*:
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.