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Someone: *insults varadha* i dont mean to offend. Of course

Varadha: i am Karta of khansaar. Whole india is afraid of me. I couldnt possibly be offended by someone like you.

Deva: *rolling up his sleeves* well i am about to commit a felony.

Deva: *sneezes*

Varadha: bless you.

Deva: I'm already blessed everyday I spend with you.

Varadha: Deva...

Deva: Varadha...

Baachi: Baachi

varadha : *accidentally bumps into door*

deva : are you okay?

varadha : i'm fine.

deva : *to the door* if you stand in varadha's way one more time, i'll make sure to take you down.

Vardha after getting dressed for a party:Deva how am I looking?

Deva without ever looking: Fine

Vardha offended: FINE??! na I need to look gorgeous . Goes to change again.

Deva : no vardha wait

Varadha:*drunk* [to deva] deva has no idea i am in love with him.

Deva: you are in love with me?

Varadha: oh sorry

Varadha: [to bacchi] deva has no idea i am in love with him.

Bacchi:*rolling his eyes*

Varadha: sorry i had to let you go

Deva: *scowls*

Varadha: its just, we’ve been cuddling for 12 hours. I need to pee.

Deva: *scowls harder*

Varadha: i am so glad we are friends

Deva: *mid thrust* WHAT-

Varadha: I've just cut my finger.

Deva: Let me kiss it so it'll get better.

Varadha: Does it work?

Deva: Absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

Varadha: Baachi, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Baachi: fucking finally.

#incorrect varadeva