#incorrect warehouse 13

[lithiumseven]

Claudia: Artie has these insanely strong opinions on everything, it’s ridiculous

Pete: Really?

Claudia: Yeah, go ask him something no one should have an opinion on

Jinksy: Hey Artie, what's the worst multiple of 4?

Artie: 12, obviously dumbass

(Bonus):

Myka, calling out from the other room: Oh please! It’s clearly 32!

[kyniathewhovian]

artie: can you cook?

myka: yes, i cook.

artie: and you, what do you do?

pete: i eat 

[origami-quotes]

Helena: say yes to drugs

Myka: say no to drugs

Claudia: it doesn’t matter what you tell drugs

Claudia: because if you’re talking to drugs, you’re taking drugs

[wellsbering]

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker.]

Artie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Leena: ...I did. I broke it.

Artie: No. No you didn't. Pete?

Pete: Don't look at me. Look at Claudia.

Claudia: What?! I didn't break it.

Pete: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Claudia: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Pete: Suspicious.

Claudia: No it's not!

Myka: If it matters, probably not, but Pete was the last one to use it.

Pete: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Myka: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pete: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Myka!

Leena: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Artie.

Artie: No! Who broke it!?

Claudia: Artie...Steve's been awfully quiet.

Steve: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Artie: [Being interviewed] I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.