#incorrect wiccan

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha: You love that nerd stuff.

Billy: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Agatha: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Loki: Have you ever had somebody attack you for no reason?

Billy: You literally tried to kill me. 

Loki: Billy, I didn’t kill you two times. Right now, it makes three times I’m not killing you. I mean, we’re practically best friends, why are you holding a grudge over one little incident?

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Billy: Being queer is kind of a constant battle between “I want to sit by a window with my lover and listen to birds” and “Hey, let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and frankly, I think that’s pretty sexy of us.

America: ¿Por que no los dos? If the window is open and you time it right, you can do them both at the same time!

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Billy: that's DANGEROUS, tommy!

Tommy: hah, who told you that? you're too gullible, billy. I'll bet you think kangaroos are real.

Billy: ...Tommy-

Tommy: You big city kids believe anything. One day it's "Tommy, pissing off the mafia so you can live stream the fight on tiktok is dangerous" and the next its "tomato is a fruit." How do you expect me to trust your judgement?