#incorrect wilbur

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Can I ask for more am thoughts with Wilbur plsssss

*Y/n with Wilbur at 4am*

Y/n: "Does a straw have two holes or one?"

Wilbur: "If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?"

Y/n: "If a poison expires, is it even more poisonous or no longer poisonous?"

Tubbo to Tommy: "Are they always like this?"

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Philza: "Wilbur are you ok?"

Wilbur: "Do I look-"

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*Wilbur holding a water bottle*

Tommy walking over to him: "can I have a sip of your water?"

Wilbur: "this isn't water."

Tommy: "Ah vodka, I like your style."

Wilbur: "no it's vinegar, pussy."