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Tommy: OH MY GOD, SAM! SAM!

Dream: ˢʰʰ, ˢᵃᵐ'ˢ ᵃˢˡᵉᵉᵖ.

Tommy: ᴼʰ, ˢᵒʳʳʸ.

Dream: ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵘᵖˀ

Tommy: ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶠᶦʳᵉ.

Tommy: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Y/N: What about fruits that do live up to their names?

Wilbur: Orange.

Can I ask for more am thoughts with Wilbur plsssss

*Y/n with Wilbur at 4am*

Y/n: "Does a straw have two holes or one?"

Wilbur: "If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?"

Y/n: "If a poison expires, is it even more poisonous or no longer poisonous?"

Tubbo to Tommy: "Are they always like this?"

tommy: and remember, if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

Tommy: What’s up guys? I’m back. Dream: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Tommy: Death is a social construct.

CC!Tommy: *slaps c!Tommy's back* this bad boy can fit SO much trauma

Tommy: What's your favorite smell?

NotDream123: What's your favorite smell?

Tommy: I asked you first!

NotDream123: Women.

Tommy, internally: Fuck, he is good.

Tommy: Oh, I love sleepovers

Doctor: This isn’t a sleepover. Your in the hospital

Tommy: Then why do I have this nightgown

Doctor: That’s a hospital gown

Tommy: Truth or dare?

Doctor:

Tommy:

Doctor: dare

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