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Scorpia: unfortunately his swagless looks and cringefail personality have captivated me

Boorman: I’m sorry what do you mean swagless

Boorman: next time I plan the quest, top down

Everyone: wait but last time you said “I have a plan don’t worry guys” we got ambushed and captured by the Bone Reavers

Boorman: and my irrefutable charm worked its magic and it all worked out just fine I fail to see your point

Willow: Elora nice work with that spell!

Elora: Thanks, dad.

*__*

Elora: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jade: You just called Willow "dad."

Kit: You said, "thanks, dad."

Elora: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

Willow: Do you see me as a father figure, Elora?

Elora: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Boorman: Hey, show your father some respect.

@savewillow2022

Jade: You know, Graydon gives Elora flowers all the time, wish you'd do that too.

Kit: Okay.

-later-

Kit gives Elora flowers very awkwardly

Elora: oh wow uhm thank you??

Kit: I am just as confused as you are.

Willow: While I'm gone, Kit, you're in charge.

Kit: Yes!!!

Willow *whispering*: Jade, you're secretly in charge.

Jade: Obviously.

Kit: See that guy over there? That’s Graydon Hastur. Apparently he’s trying to smuggle you a love potion.

Elora *excited*: Really?

Kit: Hey! *snaps her fingers* He’s only interested in you because he thinks you’re the Chosen One.

Elora: But I am the Chosen One.

*Kit smacks her in the head*

Elora: Okay, sorry. Uhm, kidding.

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