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Embry: Uh, Quil, can I ask you a question?

Quil: Yeah.

Embry: Why are we laying on the ground?

Quil: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

#twilight renaissance #twilight saga #incorrect wolf pack #Source: scrubs #quil ateara #embry call

Embry: The human existence is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach…warmed by the sun…unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…

Quil: do you need to talk?

Embry: I wish I was a croissant

#twilight #incorrect wolf pack #Embry call #quil atera

Jacob: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know... You are really not the people I intended to die with.

Embry: Ditto.

Quil: Actually, I'd always planned on the three of us being buried together in a joint tomb.

Jacob:

Embry:

Quil:

Jacob: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

#incorrect wolf pack #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #jacob black #quil ateara #embry call

Leah: guys get so offended when you call them boy, "i'm not a boy, i'm a man" like you're actually a BITCH but I was trying to be nice.

#incorrect wolf pack #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #Source: annabelle on twitter #leah clearwater

Sam: Do I even want to know what happened?

Emily: So, it was girl's night.

Sam: Of course.

Emily: Kim was showing Rachel and I a few tiktoks and we decided that we really wanted to know how to make that viral whipped coffee stuff. It was delicious, but, uh... Kim liked it a little too much.

Jared, reading the list of ingredients: Emily, this calls for six pouches of instant espresso! Please tell me that she didn’t drink all of that

Kim: *vibrating*

Kim: I can feel colors