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Mulder: Let me be the first to tell you, I'm bad news.

Scully: You're actually not the first to tell me that.

[crossedbeams]

Skinner: So how would you say the X-Files team is doing, now that you've been back at the Hoover building for a while?

Scully: I'd say we're kind of back to where we were originally...

Skinner: That's good.

Scully: But without the sexual tension

Skinner: Um-

Scully: Because we've already had sex.

Skinner: Agent Scully I don't think that information is pertinent to your performance review.

Scully: Even if we did it in the office? This morning?

Skinner: Thank you Agent Scully. That will be all.

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Mulder: I wish you could block people in real life.

Scully: Restraining order.

Krycek: Murder.

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Arresting officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Mulder: I choose to waive that right.

Mulder: *screaming*

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Scully: Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.

Mulder: Jump? Who's jumping? I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[settle-down-frohike]

Mulder: it’s sprinkling.

Scully: it’s raining.

Mulder: It’s sprinkling!

Scully: no it’s raining!

Mulder: it’s sprinkling outside Scully!

Scully: it’s raining outside Mulder.

Mulder: no it’s not!

Scully: yes. It. Is.

Mulder: no you’re pretty! You’re not real I’m real.

Scully: it’s raining! *pokes Mulder’s chest*

Mulder: OW!

Scully: are you ok?

Mulder: *turns away sadly* you poked my heart...you poked my heart..

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Skinner: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.

Mulder: Well I'm gonna politely decline.

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Mulder: Your smile looks forced

Scully: It is.

Mulder: