Mulder, It's Me

Just thought XFiles could use some ridiculous incorrect quotes and I couldn't find a blog already doing them

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Mulder: Let me be the first to tell you, I'm bad news.

Scully: You're actually not the first to tell me that.

[stella-scully]

Random Episode Rewatch - The X Files: Synchrony Season 4 Episode 19

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Mulder: Scully, I’m in love with you

Scully: You are also shit faced.

Mulder: I can be both

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Mulder, calling Scully: Scully, you were right, you were right about everything!

Scully: I know that Mulder, but you'll have to be more specific

[montygreen]

#I FORKING love the extended cuts

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Doggett: Monica's a woman, and she's straight.

Scully: That's never stopped me before. I'm so good at flipping women, they call me The Skillet

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Mulder: Scully, I'm in love with you

Scully: You are also shit faced.

Mulder: I can be both

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Skinner: Mulder, can I give you some advice?

Mulder: Absolutely not.

[tiddyanderson]

scully: shut the FUCK up mulder u fucking dumbass moron. when will i get one (1) vacation from you and ur idiot ass bullshit

also scully: If I Can’t Work In The Same Broom Closet As My Best Friend Mulder Then Im QUITTING, You Fucking FACISTS!!!!!!!!!!

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Mulder: I wish you could block people in real life.

Scully: Restraining order.

Krycek: Murder.

[montygreen]

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[90stv-deactivated20191212]

scully lying on mulder’s hotel bed season 1 episode 1 after showing up half naked all prepared to pull some “i’m scared can you hold me” bullshit in order to book a last minute dick appointment but instead she spends 3 hours listening to this hot but weird ass man talk unprompted about his childhood trauma and how the whole entire us government is committing war crimes against him specifically meanwhile she’s starting to realize she may have slightly utterly committed career suicide

[90stv-deactivated20191212]

i don’t know what it is about this post that has attracted such a large amount of interaction from the tumblr porn community but i wish u all would stop that

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Mulder: Alright, alright, alright, alright, relax, relax.

Mulder: *yells wildly*

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Scully: Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.

Mulder: Jump? Who's jumping? I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

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Arresting officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Mulder: I choose to waive that right.

Mulder: *screaming*

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Scully: okay, you're on speaker so behave.

Mulder: or what, you'll spank me?

Scully:

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Scully: wait, did you just flirt with me?

Mulder: have been for the past twenty years, but thanks for noticing

Scully: