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When I was you're age

Phliza, smugly: when I was your age-

Wilbur: when I was your height

Phliza:

Phliza: now listen here, you little shit-

[dingdinghq]

tommy: just stay calm! you already have everything you need to beat it

tubbo: the power to believe in myself?

tommy: no, a sword. stab it!

[ethanfishbach]

Mark: *minding his own business*

Ethan, coming out of Marks closet: MARK!

Mark: HOLY SHI-

Ethan, holding peanut butter and beer: WE GOTTA DO IT

Mark: WHA-

Ethan: AMY GET THE EPIPEN

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You gotta love you're self

Corpse: Listen you gotta learn to love you're self

Tina: Don't you hate you're self

Corpse: Yes, but this is about you, now focus

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F*uck

Sykkuno: *drops something*

Sykkuno whispering: fuck-

*room falls silent and everyone stares at Sykkuno with confusion, Shock, Horror surprise, and pride*

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Surgery

DK: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

5up: Please never become a surgeon

[dingdinghq]

skeppy: okay, bad, im gonna let you in on a little known secret of comedy. bad things arent funny when they happen to me

bad: what about a6d?

skeppy: oh, a6d's fair game, go for the throat

[dingdinghq]

bad: i gradually fell into despair... but then, all of that changed when i met you two

skeppy and a6d: awww

bad: the most broken, sociopathic players i had ever laid eyes on. less people than a loose collection of character defects

skeppy:

a6d:

skeppy: that kinda.. went in a different direction than i was expecting