#incorrect-ironstrange

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?

[strange-add1ction]

Natasha: so Stephen, how would you describe your ideal partner? What's your tipe?

Stephen: well i don't know, smart, witty and sarcastic, confident but caring, short, self-sacrificing idiot-

Natasha: you are just describing Tony are you?

-----later------

Natasha: Tony, what's your tipe?

Tony: Stephen.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Teen!Morgan, after the robot-bear Tony created for her tried to kill them: what the hell is it?

Tony: I don’t know. I let you set it when you were eight because, of the two of us, you seemed like the responsible one.

Stephen, opening a portal to save them: Seriously?!

[gods-leastfavorite-parent]

@plastic guns in the X-Men movies: what are the humans going to do when the brotherhood of mutants find someone who controls plastic? what will your recourse be then skanks?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: Stephen bought donuts so I took a bite out of every one just to fuck with him. But then he got mad about something else, and now I'm afraid that when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Bruce: Can you keep a secret? Tony: Sure we can. Bruce: "We?" Tony: Yeah, me and Stephen. No one else will know. Bruce: No, I want you to know, but not Stephen. Tony: If you don't want Stephen to know, then why are you telling me?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!