#incorrect-thuggory-quotes

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: ♪ Rule the Meatheads! Meatheads rule the waves!! We shall turn the Hooligans into Slaves! ♪

Hiccup: Thuggory, we don't really do that anymore, remember? 😅

Thuggory: Oh. Right. 😮

Thuggory: ♪ We shall turn the Outcasts into graves! ♪

Hiccup: Much better. 😙

Thuggory: Thank you. 😌

Thuggory: Wait... since when were the Outcasts still ALIVE?! 😲🤯

Hiccup: They fled after Alvin and Excellinor the Witch died, remember? 🤨

Thuggory: TIME TO SOUND THE HORNS OF WAR!!! TO ARMS!!! THEY DARE TO HARM MY BEST FRIEND!!! THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!!! 💢😡

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: When last I looked, Thuggory, not Snotpig was a friend and ally to Hiccup.

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Whoa! Bruh's riding the waves of lava, man!! Rhadical!

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Oi, who's been scratching up my swords??

Killer: *subtly sits on pile of weapons he's been happily scratching up and munching on like dog bones*

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: I'm in love... with all of you wonderful followers who follow and support my blog. Thank you. 😘❤️

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Hmmm... you know, it's been awhile since I've done some DIY. I think I'll go do "that."

Thuggory: [Builds massive statue of his father and mother.]

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Be it by dragon or by ship, if it fits, it ships — anywhere in the Archipelago! 😎

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory, surprised: What? There's a fight?

Thuggory, grabs popcorn and ale: Lead me to the front seats!