#incorrect.quotes

[collin-thegreat]

(Obey me)Lucifer: MC where are you going?

MC:*storming out of his study* AWAY!

(Obey me)Lucifer: away? away where?

MC: Away- AWAY FROM YOU! I'm going to fall asleep watching you work it's so boring!

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵

Special thanks to @theweebkate for convincing me to actually post these

[lovelyfxxl]

dovey: in my defense, I was left unsupervised. timothy: wasn't tobias with you? tobias: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[svtgg]

Quartz Incorrect Quotes #3

Edyth: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

Yun: General Mathematics 6th Grade Edition

[honeypwark]

Yeosu: You’re an idiot

Johnny: But I’m your idiot

Johnny, shoving his wedding ring in Yeosu’s face: FOREVAAAAAA!!!!

[svtgg]

Quartz Incorrect Quotes #2

Edyth: Yesterday I overheard Yun saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Nix replying, “Trust me.”

Edyth:

Edyth: I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

[svtgg]

Quartz Incorrect Quotes #1

Seungcheol: The floor is lava!

Edyth: *Helps Yun onto the counter*

Nix: *kicks Chae off of the sofa*

Seungkwan: As you can see, there are two types of friends

[honeypwark]

Xiang: It costs $400 to go to a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

Hyunjin: No.

[honeypwark]

Jisung: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Seungmin: No

Felix: Nope

Xiang: Absolutely not

Hyunjin: *laughter*

Seungmin: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through

Hyunjin: *laughing* “I hOpE iT sUcKs”

Felix: *also laughing* What the fuck?

Xiang: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Hyunjin: *wheeze*

Xiang: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you

Felix, Seungmin, & Hyunjin: *so much laughter*

Xiang: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could have changed that outcome

Jisung:

Felix, Seungmin, & Hyunjin: *fucking losing it*

Jisung: :,(

Xiang: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯