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Blanca: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.

Ash, smashing together 20,000 of them to throw at Dino's ass: That’s beautiful.

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Ash: *choking*

Eiji: I NEED TO CALL 911 BUT THE 9 ISN'T WORKING

Shorter: TURN THE PHONE UPSIDE DOWN AND USE 6

Eiji: GENIUS

Ash: *stops choking* what the fuck

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Ash: You can’t spell cat without a.

Shorter: Without a what?

Ash: Without a.

Shorter: Without a WHAT?

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Charlie: Ash?

Ash: Yeah?

Charlie: Do you need a hug?

Ash: ... Haven’t I been through enough?

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Kong: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you’re doing is wrong?

Bones: You mean the one that sounds like Ash?

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Eiji: Go to sleep!

Ash: Why?

Eiji: It's 3 am!

Ash: Why?

EIji: Because a guy was born that one time and that's how we calculate time.

Ash: I'm gonna time travel and slaughter him.

Eiji: And some dude that one time invented hours and now we have time and your time says 3AM. At night. So it's time to sleep!

Ash: Gonna slaughter him, and then time will mean nothing so I'll be awake because I feel like it.

Eiji: Don't slaughter Jesus.

Ash: JESUS DID NOT INVENT THE CONCEPT OF TIME.

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Ash: [sobbing]

Eiji, rushing over to him: Ash, what’s wrong?

Ash: Sorry, I’m just emotional thinking about how beautiful our kids are gonna be with our combined genes.

Eiji: ...Ash , you do realize we can’t–

Shorter: Shhh, just let him have this.

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Ash: I need some serotonin.

Eiji: [stands up]

Eiji: [sits back down]

Eiji: I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was about to go get you some.