#incorrectberserkerquotes

[the-true-north-meme]

Shaman: I have done nothing wrong in my entire life. Berserker: I know this, and I love you.

[the-true-north-meme]

Berserker: The Knights tortured me for days, thank the gods you came along to save me.

Raider: But you don’t seem to have a scratch on you.

Berserker: No, but they tried teaching me how to do basic math.

Raider: Sweet Odin’s Eye, those bastards.

[the-true-north-meme]

Berserker: There’s nothing I love more than-

Valkyrie: Violence?

Berserker: No, Ikebana, the traditional Japanese art of Floral Arrangements.

Valkyrie: Wait, really?

Berserker: Nah, I’m fucking with you, it’s violence.

[the-true-north-meme]

Fem!Warden: So...I noticed you spend a lot of time with The Valkyrie, are you two...married?

Berserker: No.

Fem!Warden: Oh, thank God, because you see I have feelings for-

Berserker: She just keeps me from doing dumb shit and murdering people at random.

Fem!Warden, internally: Oh no, that’s only one step away from marriage!

[the-true-north-meme]

Valkyrie: Why in Odin’s Name did you CUT HIS HEAD OFF?! Berserker: It was a mercy killing. Valkyrie: This is a Recovery Lodge, you’re supposed to NOT kill people in here! Berserker, Struggling to think: I- Uh- N-Not...Kill?

[the-true-north-meme]

Berserker: Wow, it’s really muggy out!

Valkyrie: If I go outside and find all the mugs on the ground I’m executing you.

Berserker: *Sips Mead from a bowl*

[the-true-north-meme]

Berserker: The Knights have some strange nicknames for us.

Raider: What do you mean?

Berserker: Well, before I kicked her off a ledge, Peacekeeper said “Step on me, Da-Dee.” What’s a Da-Dee?

Valkyrie, holding back laughter: Don’t tell him.

[the-true-north-meme]

Berserker: Work until you can have your scalp collection gold plated. Warden: Strange display of wealth, but very well.