Jun 22
New wizard game: wizard tennis. It’s like normal tennis but not at all.
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New wizard game: wizard tennis. It’s like normal tennis but not at all.
Today I will be casting the ancient wizards curse of love and joy for all
I hope you all know I am truly committed to the mystical grind in ways your orbs can’t ponder. Mage Life.
Alchemical advice day 33,000,001: the runes state that if one combines the ever crumbling styro-foam and the ancient ichor of pet’rol you get a substance to be thrown at police cars.
I have lost my goblin smashing hammer. I think that homunculus of mine has hidden it so he can smash all the goblins he wants. Bastard, he knows how to win to my heart though.
Homonculi update: today he bludgeoned a swan so I’ve had to put him in the time-out zone (my box of eternal night).
𐎦𐎸𐏀𐎽 𐎧𐎤𐎫𐎯 𐎨'm trapped 𐎨𐎭𐎽𐎨𐎣𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎯𐎸𐏂𐎤𐎱 𐎧𐎤𐎫𐎯 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, ancient 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎤𐎵𐎨𐎫 bug swarm 𐎠𐏂𐏂𐎠𐎢𐎪
Unsure on this one.
Right then, who summoned all these arcane locusts, they’ve been eating all my “alchemical research” weed. Whoever did this I give unto you unbeknownst eldritch afflictions.