Spellcasting And Plotting

Court wizard seeking tower to call her lair. Also 🏳️‍⚧️

[primalspellcasting]

I be on dat bard shit too sometimes tbh.

I make music here:

And here:

Primates in Maryland

Boing boing boing boing

And also here:

And some other secret accounts hidden around.

(Also do photos on my orb on @exhaustiaphotos on instagram)

[primalspellcasting]

I should subject myself to the endless abyss

[primalspellcasting]

Gave the homunculus a random concoction of mine today, he now has the ability to summon disembodied limbs, unsure where they come from.

[primalspellcasting]

Homonculi update: today he bludgeoned a swan so I’ve had to put him in the time-out zone (my box of eternal night).

[primalspellcasting]

New wizard game: wizard tennis. It’s like normal tennis but not at all.

[primalspellcasting]

I have lost my goblin smashing hammer. I think that homunculus of mine has hidden it so he can smash all the goblins he wants. Bastard, he knows how to win to my heart though.

[fuckablewizard]

Considering dabbling in the dark arts a lil. Just a little bit. It's generally not my cup of liquor, on accounna the tastelessness. Tho some mothafuckas do be trying me, most certainly.

[primalspellcasting]

These wenches hate when I think good. Rare, but could happen so wenches be warned.

[alden-capella-the-wise]

A fresh cup of tea is a powerful entity. Just the smell can be a great force of calm and connection, and there are so many varieties. It is a wonderful thing, to sit in the light and simply feel the warmth in your hands.

[primalspellcasting]

I hope you all know I am truly committed to the mystical grind in ways your orbs can’t ponder. Mage Life.

[primalspellcasting]

My homonculus summoned an imp today just to crush him to death. Sigh, it’s just like its mother.

[primalspellcasting]

𐎦𐎸𐏀𐎽 𐎧𐎤𐎫𐎯 𐎨'm trapped 𐎨𐎭𐎽𐎨𐎣𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎯𐎸𐏂𐎤𐎱 𐎧𐎤𐎫𐎯 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, ancient 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎤𐎵𐎨𐎫 bug swarm 𐎠𐏂𐏂𐎠𐎢𐎪

Unsure on this one.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[the-wizard-vee]

MY BUTCH WIFE LEFT ME AFTER I SAT ON MY WAND WEIRD AND FIREBALLED MY ENTIRE GOCK AND PRINCESS PEBBLES OFF AT TRANS WIZARD CRACKER BARREL

[unfunmachine]

How do I talk to people without showing them the skull?

[italianwizard]

Back in my days people didn't need The Machine That's Programmed to Always Agree With You™ to feel smart. We just had a gremlin-like lackey who was too spineless to disagree with Master

[freshmanwizard]

shout out to female wizards shout out to ftm & mtf wizards shout out to nonbinary genderqueer and none of the above wizards always remember that magic is divided on use never on gender and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong. and if anyone intentionally misgenders you you’re allowed to cast primal fire on them it’s literally allowed. prejudice has no place in magic