Spellcasting And Plotting

Court wizard seeking tower to call her lair. Also 🏳️‍⚧️

[primalspellcasting]

Today I will be casting the ancient wizards curse of love and joy for all

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[the-wizard-vee]

MY BUTCH WIFE LEFT ME AFTER I SAT ON MY WAND WEIRD AND FIREBALLED MY ENTIRE GOCK AND PRINCESS PEBBLES OFF AT TRANS WIZARD CRACKER BARREL

[unfunmachine]

How do I talk to people without showing them the skull?

[italianwizard]

Back in my days people didn't need The Machine That's Programmed to Always Agree With You™ to feel smart. We just had a gremlin-like lackey who was too spineless to disagree with Master

[freshmanwizard]

shout out to female wizards shout out to ftm & mtf wizards shout out to nonbinary genderqueer and none of the above wizards always remember that magic is divided on use never on gender and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong. and if anyone intentionally misgenders you you’re allowed to cast primal fire on them it’s literally allowed. prejudice has no place in magic

[morallyneutralwizard]

The Definitive List of Members Within the Wizard Guild of True and Total Neutrality (Applications OPEN)

(3rd edition) (*current) (UPDATED VER.) ((complete)):

- me

- no one else

[primalspellcasting]

Application for the neutral wizard guild: I am far too ANCIENT and MYSTICAL to be any way evil or good, I have seen everything and so am unfazed by anything. I will cast my archaic bug rune as a jest occasionally though.

[morallyneutralwizard]

fascinating application. i quite like the sound of archaic bug rune, yes

you are ACCEPTED

[primalspellcasting]

Let’s freaking go

[tatzelwurming]

ogre sightings have been on the rise

[primalspellcasting]

Something something yo mama

[morallyneutralwizard]

The Definitive List of Members Within the Wizard Guild of True and Total Neutrality (Applications OPEN)

(3rd edition) (*current) (UPDATED VER.) ((complete)):

- me

- no one else

[primalspellcasting]

Application for the neutral wizard guild: I am far too ANCIENT and MYSTICAL to be any way evil or good, I have seen everything and so am unfazed by anything. I will cast my archaic bug rune as a jest occasionally though.

[monsterbluntrotation]

i really respect the numerous wizard blogs and the ability to commit to the bit for multiple years running

[primalspellcasting]

You guys have been doing a bit?

[olcinium]

Someone get the fucking High Mage Council on the orb there’s an international fugitive in my notes

[primalspellcasting]

Spotted here also

[mr-rock-supreme]

lick a rock today

[primalspellcasting]

Alchemical advice day 33,000,001: the runes state that if one combines the ever crumbling styro-foam and the ancient ichor of pet’rol you get a substance to be thrown at police cars.

[primalspellcasting]

Right then, who summoned all these arcane locusts, they’ve been eating all my “alchemical research” weed. Whoever did this I give unto you unbeknownst eldritch afflictions.

[olcinium]

(insecure evil wizard) do you guys even like when I cast ketamine ape…?

[primalspellcasting]

Arcane clothing tip: No robe is complete without one’s talisman of transgender swag. I wear my each day for maximum wizarddrip.

[primalspellcasting]

I tried to read the cuneiform out loud and a swarm of ten thousand locusts came and ate the rotting corpse that i was saving for later

𐎤𐏍𐎯𐎤𐎢𐏂𐎤𐎣 𐎱𐎤𐎽𐎸𐎫𐏂, 𐎡𐎠𐎣 creatures 𐎣𐎤𐎽𐎤𐎱𐎵𐎤 bug explosion