Sep 4, 2021
Diva: I prevented a murder today.
Saya: Really? How’d you do that?
Diva: Self control.
seen from Ukraine
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Bulgaria
seen from Spain
seen from Spain
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Lithuania
Diva: I prevented a murder today.
Saya: Really? How’d you do that?
Diva: Self control.
Saya: You’re mad.
Diva: I’m never mad.
Diva: …
Diva: [ holds a knife ] I’m never mad. I get homicidal. Get it right, gosh.
Saya: Diva. Remember your therapy.
Diva: You want to die too Otonashi?!
Saya: Go to your happy place, Diva.
Diva: Okay. I’m in a luxurious bathhouse. I’m waited on hand and foot… And I’m bathing in the blood of my enemies.
Nathan: I made tea.
Karl: I don’t want tea.
Nathan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Karl: Then why are you telling me?
Nathan: It is a conversation starter.
Karl: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Nathan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Diva: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Haji: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Diva: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Haji: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Saya: Hey Haji can I get a sip of your water?
Haji: It's not water.
Saya: Vodka, I like your style!
Haji: It's vinegar.
Saya: Wh-Wha-
Haji: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Riku: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Kai and Saya, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Solomon: Our turn, Diva! One, two, three- vanilla!
Diva, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Haji: So what’s for dinner?
Saya, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
Teacher: Class, this is Diva. She'll be your new instructor for ballet.
Kids: Hi, Diva!
Diva: Hi, children. It's so good to meet you.
Kid 1: Do we really call you Diva or Ms. Diva?
Diva: Diva is my first name, but today you'll be calling me Ms. Alakazar.
*Kids attempting to pronounce 'Alakazar'*
Diva: Progress, it's progress.
Kid 2: Ms. Alakazar sounds like a wizard or something.
Kid 3: Then she's obviously gonna be a good teacher!
Teacher: Have you done ballet before?
Diva: Well, I used to be a stripper.
Teacher: ....
Solomon: So, when does she start?
*out in the hallway*
Riku: Who's btight idea was it to give her that last name?
Saya: She flipped a coin.