Kai: Diva , Saya, I’ve left a letter telling your guardians not to worry—
Diva : They won’t.
Kai: That you’re safe—
Diva : That’ll just depress them.
Kai: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks.
Saya: Do we have to?

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Kai: Diva , Saya, I’ve left a letter telling your guardians not to worry—
Diva : They won’t.
Kai: That you’re safe—
Diva : That’ll just depress them.
Kai: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks.
Saya: Do we have to?
Saya: Can I have some?
Diva , mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
David: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.
Julia: That's because she's a prostitute.
Diva: There. How do I look?
Saya: Like a cheap French harlot.
Diva: French?!
Haji: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Diva: I don't want your advice.
Haji: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Kai: It doesn’t have a bone.
Diva: Then why is it called a boner?
Riku: I think this might be a bad idea...
Kai: Don't start thinking on me now!
Saya: Hey, Haji, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Haji: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Saya: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Haji: Can't really say I have.
Saya: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Haji: Sorry, Person F. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Diva, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Nathan: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Diva: I have depression, what do you think?
Solomon : *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Karl: What was that?
Diva: The sound of someone else's problem.
Haji: Saya, please calm down.
Saya: I asked for two large fries!
Saya: *dumps fries onto table*
Saya: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Riku: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Kai: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Saya: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
Saya: You’re mad.
Diva: I’m never mad.
Diva: …
Diva: [ holds a knife ] I’m never mad. I get homicidal. Get it right, gosh.
Saya: Diva. Remember your therapy.
Diva: You want to die too Otonashi?!
Saya: Go to your happy place, Diva.
Diva: Okay. I’m in a luxurious bathhouse. I’m waited on hand and foot… And I’m bathing in the blood of my enemies.
Kai: I can’t feel my leg.
Diva: …
Diva: [ stabs his leg]
Kai: [ screams in pain ] ARE YOU INSANE?! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Diva: Oh boo-hoo.
Diva: This is bothering me.
Solomon: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Diva: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Nathan: I made tea.
Karl: I don’t want tea.
Nathan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Karl: Then why are you telling me?
Nathan: It is a conversation starter.
Karl: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Nathan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Diva: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Haji: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Diva: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Haji: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.