Sep 4, 2021
Diva: I prevented a murder today.
Saya: Really? How’d you do that?
Diva: Self control.
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Diva: I prevented a murder today.
Saya: Really? How’d you do that?
Diva: Self control.
Saya: You’re mad.
Diva: I’m never mad.
Diva: …
Diva: [ holds a knife ] I’m never mad. I get homicidal. Get it right, gosh.
Saya: Diva. Remember your therapy.
Diva: You want to die too Otonashi?!
Saya: Go to your happy place, Diva.
Diva: Okay. I’m in a luxurious bathhouse. I’m waited on hand and foot… And I’m bathing in the blood of my enemies.
Kai: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Diva: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Haji: I got distracted about halfway through.
David: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Riku: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Kai and Saya, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Solomon: Our turn, Diva! One, two, three- vanilla!
Diva, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Haji: So what’s for dinner?
Saya, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
Teacher: Class, this is Diva. She'll be your new instructor for ballet.
Kids: Hi, Diva!
Diva: Hi, children. It's so good to meet you.
Kid 1: Do we really call you Diva or Ms. Diva?
Diva: Diva is my first name, but today you'll be calling me Ms. Alakazar.
*Kids attempting to pronounce 'Alakazar'*
Diva: Progress, it's progress.
Kid 2: Ms. Alakazar sounds like a wizard or something.
Kid 3: Then she's obviously gonna be a good teacher!
Teacher: Have you done ballet before?
Diva: Well, I used to be a stripper.
Teacher: ....
Solomon: So, when does she start?
*out in the hallway*
Riku: Who's btight idea was it to give her that last name?
Saya: She flipped a coin.
Amshel: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick!
Nathan: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.
Diva, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Nathan: You did WHAT–
Karl: William Snakepeare!