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Julian: I'm sending good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Kai: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Mats: Well, whats your ideal date?

Marco: Watching you get hit by a bus.

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Mats: Would you rather marry Manu or-

Thomas: Marry Manu.

Mats: Wait, you didn’t hear the second part-

Thomas: Your point?

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Alex: Do I look straight?

Nikki: Not in the slightest.

Alex: I meant my parking job.

Nikki: Oh, yeah, you’re good.

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Marco: Mario and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Julian: Uh huh. Marco, what do bees make?

Marco: Honey

Mario, from the other room: Yes, baby?

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Marco: We can’t lose, because we have this. *points to chest*

Julian W: We have heart?

Marco: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

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Joshua: How dumb does Mats think we are?

Leon: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Mats: I just decided I don’t like you.

Marco: I just decided I don’t care.