Dear Mr. Camui characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Jasper: I remember being twelve and thinking "Don't look at me or I'll kill myself."
May: Brush your teeth. Now BOOM, orange juice! That's life!
Gackt: I quit drinking 'cause I used to drink too much, and then I would black out and "ruin parties."
LaTanya: In high school, people were like, "What are your top three colleges?" I was like, "Top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the tail-light by now."
Ollie: I've been keeping my ears open and it seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. I try to stay optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Hiromi: "Hahaha! Look at that high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips!" And I'm like "NO! THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!"
Gakuko: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
Ms. Amano: You know those days where you're just like, "This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird."
Kimi: Alright! I am too blessed to be stressed! Let's do it!
Kaicho: My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you."
